LIKE ? YES? NO ? PART ONE ON THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR

THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS QUITE PREVALENT IN THE TECHNOLOGICAL AGE THAT YOU WE AND ME SHE AND HE ARE LIVING IN TOMORROW. YOU SAID YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 2 AND I DON’T WANT TO DRAG YOU OFF COURSE BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE A BOOK I JUST RENTED FROM THE LIBRARY ON MATHEMATICS: THE ROLE THAT THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR PLAYS IN ARITHMETIC AND ALGEBRA. IN ORDER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR YOU MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THE ROLE OF THE LOWEST COMMON MATHEMATICAL DENOMINATOR. YOU SEE, I AM NO MATHEMATICIAN BUT I DO KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT EMOTION.  I JUST CAN NOT TELL IF YOU ARE BY IN ANY MEANS IN THE MOOD TO TALK RIGHT NOW.  DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 2? OK SO WE HAVE SOME TIME. LET ME FIRST PUT THE PARALLEL DENOMINATOR IN PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU THE INDIVIDUAL.

We see here that the same fraction can be expressed in many different forms. As long as the ratio between numerator and denominator is the same, the fractions represent the same number. For example:
It is usually easiest to add, subtract, or compare fractions when each is expressed with the same denominator, called a "common denominator". For example, it's obvious that  and that , since each fraction has the common denominator 12. But it's not quite obvious what equals, or whether  is greater than or less than , because the denominators are different. SO YOU SEE, Any common denominator will do, but usually the least common denominator is desirable because it makes the rest of the calculation as simple as possible.^[1]Basically, the least common denominator of a set of fractions is the least number that is a multiple of all the denominators: their "least common multiple". The product of the denominators is always a common denominator, as in: but it's not always the least common denominator, as in: Here, 36 is the least common multiple of 12 and 18. Their product, 216, is also a common denominator, but calculating with that denominator involves larger numbers:

NOW THAT WE UNDERSTAND THE FUNCTIONALITY BEHIND THE LOWEST COMMON MATHEMATICAL DENOMINATOR, LET ME CUT TO THE BIOLOGY OF THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR.

TODAY THERE IS AN EFFERVESCENT FUNCTIONING INDIVIDUAL WALKING AROUND ON THE STREETS OF THE LAND YAWNING AND HUNTING FOR SIMILAR SORTS OF MAN. THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR COULD BE LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE, ALSO LANDSCAPING YOUR LAWN. THE DENOMINATOR MAY BE SLEEPING IN YOUR STAIRWELL, OBSERVING THE WAY BIRDS WALK THROUGH A PAIR OF KEEN AND INTUITIVE EYES.. OR PERHAPS HE IS PUSHING A SHOPPING CART UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY’S BRIDGE. (I THINK “OVERPASS" IS THE WORD FOR THAT CONJURED AND MYSTICAL PLACE OF INSIGHT AND URINATION.) HOWEVER, IT IS NOT QUITE LIKELY FOR HIM TO BE DOING SUCH A MUNDANE TASK AS PUSHING A SHOPPING CART UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY’S BRIDGE. FOR HE OR SHE, FUNDAMENTALLY, DOES NOT CONTAIN AN APPETITE ARCHAIC ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND SUCH TYPICAL CONDITIONS. HE SHE IS EMOTIONALLY REGARDED AS A VENTRILOQUIST AND AN EXPERIMENTALIST. BIOLOGICALLY, A SUPREMIST. FOR HE IS THE SIMPLEST AND MOST COMPLEX, ALL THE WHILE SUPER SEXED, WALKING AND TALKING, OPEN TO QUITE THE ARENA OF WEATHER CONDITIONS. FOR NOW, HE IS IN SUPERIOR RANKING. FOR HE LIVES AND FUNCTIONS IN A POSSIBLE OUTCOME FOR WHICH THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF TOUCHING A REALITY THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO THAT OF ONE’S SELF.  FOR IT IS NOT VERY LIKELY TO SHAPE REALITY WHEN YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL IN THE COMPANY OF A PRIMITIVE INDIVIDUAL. FOR HE KNOWS THAT EMOTIONAL FORGOING CREATES UNCANNY DICTATION AND ALSO SUBLIMATION, HE ALL THE WHILE DOES KNOW THE HARMONIOUS BALANCE OF LOVE WITHOUT CONDITIONS. COMPANY CAN NOT BE REACHED WHEN A JOINING IS ERASED. SO. LETS IN ANY CASE CATEGORIZE THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR INTO ONE OF HIGH COMPATIBLE PREFERENCE. FOR HE SHE IS OPEN TO ALL TYPES OF UNIONS, MARITAL AND NON. ARMS WIDE OPEN, LIPS UNBROKEN, HE STAYS BENEATH WITHOUT PROVOKING DISCOMFORT, INSUBORDINATION, OR FOLKLORE. HE CAN BE A COMPANION IN ANY ONE’S EVOLUTIONARY PATH OR TEMPORARY SITUATION GIVEN THE RHYTHM AND LOGISTICS ARE COMMEMORATED SMOOTHLY AND ACCURATELY. THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS HIGHLY REGARDED BY MANY FOR HE CAN NOT BE INCARCERATED BY THE UNOPEN ARMS OF OTHERS. FUNCTIONING ON A LEVEL SLIGHTLY ALONE, HIS COMPONENTS AND SONOGRAMS ARE STILL CLOSE TO HOME. ALL THOUGH THERE REMAIN A FEW OPINIONS ESCHEW, THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS AN EMPATH AT MOST.

WE NOW PROCEED TO THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IN THE ENVIRONMENT... THE DENOMINATOR HAS THE ABILITY TO LIVE IN RELATIVE TERMS. HE NEEDS TIME TO HIMSELF AND TIME PRACTICING VOICE TONES. HE NEEDS TIME FOR SEX AND ALSO FOR REST. A MAMMAL WITH HAIR BUT UNLIKE A BEAR. HE SHE CAN EASILY BE A STABLE ALTERNATIVE TO SUPPRESSING ERECTION. WHETHER IN HAPPY CROWDS OR WITHDRAWN FROM SHOOTING PAINS OF DESPAIR.. STILL MAKING THE MOST OF TIME IF FEELINGS ARE NOT THERE. HE CAN MEANDER AND BAULK BUT HIS TEETH WILL NOT ROT. HE KNOWS UNCERTAINTY IS NOT VIRTUOUS FOR THE ONE BUILT ON MONOTONY. CONSCIOUS AND AWARE, HE REALIZES THE NEED TO NOT COMPARE. HE CAN BE SOMEWHERE WITH ONE OR NONE, HE DOES NOT CARE. BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE DOES NOT MAKE HIM HOSTILE HE ACTUALLY IS QUITE LOVING AND DOCILE. THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL, THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR SHOULD BE CONSIDERED UNMISTAKABLY DESIRABLE, ALL THOUGH CRITERIA IS NOT RELATIVE, FOR HE WILL FORGO UNIMPAIRED.