THE HOME MANICURE

A real hand manicurist knows to stick to circular objects. The true home manicurist knows to stick to circular apparat(ai). Don’t waste your time grabbing handles or using pencils when your nails are drying. These objects will surely put your nails in a dire situation. As a home manicurist, speaking from the home point of view... always make sure to use non handled drinking apparatuses such as MUGS. These objects do have a repetitious habit of turning ones well executed manicure in to a ghastly gory nightmarish disturbance. haven't you ever thought of the positioning of your fingers during these manicure and hot tea drinking episodes? It is just not a natural look, dear, to hold a mug with wet nail polish on your fingers. Just be patient darling. The tea can wait. The kettle is hot. Give it a few minutes. Perhaps you could opt for a glass of water instead. But be careful - don't knick it! Cucumber infused will taste quite nice. Oh gee, no cucumber won't do. Then you'd have to use a pitcher to pour. Of course a pitcher is a handled object. And what is it that we've been on the subject of this entire lecture? Only sticking to circular apparatuses. So, I guess you'll just have to wait for your nails to dry before having that glass of water. If you're still feeling impatient and dehydrated... DeMert makes an excellent nail enamel dryer with mink oil and organic protein as the main ingredients. Shake it up. Spray it on and sit for a few more minutes. DeMert's professional cylindrical nail enamel dryer should have your nails looking done and ready in half the time it would normally take waiting for your nails to dry. All professional home manicurists should have a can of this on hand. Haha. Hand. Oh look it's even cylindrical! Only cylindrical objects will do. When using your favorite hue, just be careful not to leave any residue on your sofa, grand piano, or any other item commonly found in the home. Whether you're using gel acrylic, fuchsia matte, black, brown or nude, I really hope my guidance will help you. Simply patient, my dear girls and boys. TA TA