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THE BIOLOGY OF MIRAGE GARAGE

Mirage Garage is an erogenous zone, teleportation device and phantom for precedent, a vessel for inverted illusion. A garage and f...

Friday, August 28, 2015

Mirage Garage in the Refridgerator

New Product: Goats milk

According to Norse mythology, the god of thunder, Thor, has a chariot that is pulled by two goats named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnj├│str. At night when he sets up camp, Thor eats the meat of the goats and leaves the bones remaining intact. He wraps the bones, and in the morning, the goats come back to life to pull the chariot. With this historical account in mind, Mirage Garage could not help but believe that this god sent beverage can do nothing but miracles to our mortal bodies..... That and also the research done by Dr. Axe.... The benefits can be read here: http://draxe.com/goat-milk/


Tuesday, May 26, 2015

THE HOME MANICURE

A real hand manicurist knows to stick to circular objects. The true home manicurist knows to stick to circular apparat(ai). Don’t waste your time grabbing handles or using pencils when your nails are drying. These objects will surely put your nails in a dire situation. As a home manicurist, speaking from the home point of view... always make sure to use non handled drinking apparatuses such as MUGS. These objects do have a repetitious habit of turning ones well executed manicure in to a ghastly gory nightmarish disturbance. haven't you ever thought of the positioning of your fingers during these manicure and hot tea drinking episodes? It is just not a natural look, dear, to hold a mug with wet nail polish on your fingers. Just be patient darling. The tea can wait. The kettle is hot. Give it a few minutes. Perhaps you could opt for a glass of water instead. But be careful - don't knick it! Cucumber infused will taste quite nice. Oh gee, no cucumber won't do. Then you'd have to use a pitcher to pour. Of course a pitcher is a handled object. And what is it that we've been on the subject of this entire lecture? Only sticking to circular apparatuses. So, I guess you'll just have to wait for your nails to dry before having that glass of water. If you're still feeling impatient and dehydrated... DeMert makes an excellent nail enamel dryer with mink oil and organic protein as the main ingredients. Shake it up. Spray it on and sit for a few more minutes. DeMert's professional cylindrical nail enamel dryer should have your nails looking done and ready in half the time it would normally take waiting for your nails to dry. All professional home manicurists should have a can of this on hand. Haha. Hand. Oh look it's even cylindrical! Only cylindrical objects will do. When using your favorite hue, just be careful not to leave any residue on your sofa, grand piano, or any other item commonly found in the home. Whether you're using gel acrylic, fuchsia matte, black, brown or nude, I really hope my guidance will help you. Simply patient, my dear girls and boys. TA TA 

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

LIKE ? YES? NO ? PART ONE ON THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR

THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS QUITE PREVALENT IN THE TECHNOLOGICAL AGE THAT YOU WE AND ME SHE AND HE ARE LIVING IN TOMORROW. YOU SAID YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 2 AND I DON’T WANT TO DRAG YOU OFF COURSE BUT YOU SEE, I HAVE A BOOK I JUST RENTED FROM THE LIBRARY ON MATHEMATICS: THE ROLE THAT THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR PLAYS IN ARITHMETIC AND ALGEBRA. IN ORDER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR YOU MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THE ROLE OF THE LOWEST COMMON MATHEMATICAL DENOMINATOR. YOU SEE, I AM NO MATHEMATICIAN BUT I DO KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT EMOTION.  I JUST CAN NOT TELL IF YOU ARE BY IN ANY MEANS IN THE MOOD TO TALK RIGHT NOW.  DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 2? OK SO WE HAVE SOME TIME. LET ME FIRST PUT THE PARALLEL DENOMINATOR IN PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU THE INDIVIDUAL.


We see here that the same fraction can be expressed in many different forms. As long as the ratio between numerator and denominator is the same, the fractions represent the same number. For example:
It is usually easiest to add, subtract, or compare fractions when each is expressed with the same denominator, called a "common denominator". For example, it's obvious that  and that , since each fraction has the common denominator 12. But it's not quite obvious what equals, or whether  is greater than or less than , because the denominators are different. SO YOU SEE, Any common denominator will do, but usually the least common denominator is desirable because it makes the rest of the calculation as simple as possible.[1]Basically, the least common denominator of a set of fractions is the least number that is a multiple of all the denominators: their "least common multiple". The product of the denominators is always a common denominator, as in: but it's not always the least common denominator, as in: Here, 36 is the least common multiple of 12 and 18. Their product, 216, is also a common denominator, but calculating with that denominator involves larger numbers:


NOW THAT WE UNDERSTAND THE FUNCTIONALITY BEHIND THE LOWEST COMMON MATHEMATICAL DENOMINATOR, LET ME CUT TO THE BIOLOGY OF THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR.


TODAY THERE IS AN EFFERVESCENT FUNCTIONING INDIVIDUAL WALKING AROUND ON THE STREETS OF THE LAND YAWNING AND HUNTING FOR SIMILAR SORTS OF MAN. THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR COULD BE LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE, ALSO LANDSCAPING YOUR LAWN. THE DENOMINATOR MAY BE SLEEPING IN YOUR STAIRWELL, OBSERVING THE WAY BIRDS WALK THROUGH A PAIR OF KEEN AND INTUITIVE EYES.. OR PERHAPS HE IS PUSHING A SHOPPING CART UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY’S BRIDGE. (I THINK “OVERPASS" IS THE WORD FOR THAT CONJURED AND MYSTICAL PLACE OF INSIGHT AND URINATION.) HOWEVER, IT IS NOT QUITE LIKELY FOR HIM TO BE DOING SUCH A MUNDANE TASK AS PUSHING A SHOPPING CART UNDERNEATH THE FREEWAY’S BRIDGE. FOR HE OR SHE, FUNDAMENTALLY, DOES NOT CONTAIN AN APPETITE ARCHAIC ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND SUCH TYPICAL CONDITIONS. HE SHE IS EMOTIONALLY REGARDED AS A VENTRILOQUIST AND AN EXPERIMENTALIST. BIOLOGICALLY, A SUPREMIST. FOR HE IS THE SIMPLEST AND MOST COMPLEX, ALL THE WHILE SUPER SEXED, WALKING AND TALKING, OPEN TO QUITE THE ARENA OF WEATHER CONDITIONS. FOR NOW, HE IS IN SUPERIOR RANKING. FOR HE LIVES AND FUNCTIONS IN A POSSIBLE OUTCOME FOR WHICH THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF TOUCHING A REALITY THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO THAT OF ONE’S SELF.  FOR IT IS NOT VERY LIKELY TO SHAPE REALITY WHEN YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL IN THE COMPANY OF A PRIMITIVE INDIVIDUAL. FOR HE KNOWS THAT EMOTIONAL FORGOING CREATES UNCANNY DICTATION AND ALSO SUBLIMATION, HE ALL THE WHILE DOES KNOW THE HARMONIOUS BALANCE OF LOVE WITHOUT CONDITIONS. COMPANY CAN NOT BE REACHED WHEN A JOINING IS ERASED. SO. LETS IN ANY CASE CATEGORIZE THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR INTO ONE OF HIGH COMPATIBLE PREFERENCE. FOR HE SHE IS OPEN TO ALL TYPES OF UNIONS, MARITAL AND NON. ARMS WIDE OPEN, LIPS UNBROKEN, HE STAYS BENEATH WITHOUT PROVOKING DISCOMFORT, INSUBORDINATION, OR FOLKLORE. HE CAN BE A COMPANION IN ANY ONE’S EVOLUTIONARY PATH OR TEMPORARY SITUATION GIVEN THE RHYTHM AND LOGISTICS ARE COMMEMORATED SMOOTHLY AND ACCURATELY. THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS HIGHLY REGARDED BY MANY FOR HE CAN NOT BE INCARCERATED BY THE UNOPEN ARMS OF OTHERS. FUNCTIONING ON A LEVEL SLIGHTLY ALONE, HIS COMPONENTS AND SONOGRAMS ARE STILL CLOSE TO HOME. ALL THOUGH THERE REMAIN A FEW OPINIONS ESCHEW, THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IS AN EMPATH AT MOST.


WE NOW PROCEED TO THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR IN THE ENVIRONMENT... THE DENOMINATOR HAS THE ABILITY TO LIVE IN RELATIVE TERMS. HE NEEDS TIME TO HIMSELF AND TIME PRACTICING VOICE TONES. HE NEEDS TIME FOR SEX AND ALSO FOR REST. A MAMMAL WITH HAIR BUT UNLIKE A BEAR. HE SHE CAN EASILY BE A STABLE ALTERNATIVE TO SUPPRESSING ERECTION. WHETHER IN HAPPY CROWDS OR WITHDRAWN FROM SHOOTING PAINS OF DESPAIR.. STILL MAKING THE MOST OF TIME IF FEELINGS ARE NOT THERE. HE CAN MEANDER AND BAULK BUT HIS TEETH WILL NOT ROT. HE KNOWS UNCERTAINTY IS NOT VIRTUOUS FOR THE ONE BUILT ON MONOTONY. CONSCIOUS AND AWARE, HE REALIZES THE NEED TO NOT COMPARE. HE CAN BE SOMEWHERE WITH ONE OR NONE, HE DOES NOT CARE. BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE DOES NOT MAKE HIM HOSTILE HE ACTUALLY IS QUITE LOVING AND DOCILE. THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL, THE LOWEST COMMON EMOTIONAL DENOMINATOR SHOULD BE CONSIDERED UNMISTAKABLY DESIRABLE, ALL THOUGH CRITERIA IS NOT RELATIVE, FOR HE WILL FORGO UNIMPAIRED. 

MIRAGE ATTEMPTS HYPNOTHERAPY THROUGH POETICS.........

those people and memories are not them are not theythey are you in your house completely awake you can think and rethink and draw a few blanksbut thinking illusion is making mistakesyou must let go of them for our sakethey’re suppressing your futurenot giving you; a breakif thoughts are so realwho can we thankyou are still lying completely awake